The One Thing -The Black Woman, That Has Everything, Doesn't Have...

I want say THANK YOU to a friend of mine of many years, Cameron X, for his submission to the ABSTRACTED ISMS blog. I want to say that I really enjoyed what you had to say, and I found many things within this blog post agreeable. However, in order to use this post I had to do some MINOR editing, and DE-VULGARIZATION(yes I made that up). I kept in mind that tampering with ones words is a sensitive matter, which I would prefer not to have done.

NONETHELESS- if you want to read the orignal and UN-CUT version of his blog post, visit Cameron X's blog: Whateva I Wanna Say

Sincerely Unknown.

The One Thing - The Black Woman, That Has Everything, Doesn't Have...

You know it. I know it. Everything from the range of their beautiful skin tones; to the rest of their body is unmatched by any other race of female. Their physical & mental STRENGTH is untouchable.They're not to be fucked with.

Once you see their necks jerking from side to side; you know to either shut the fuck up, or get the fuck on your way. They're the best paper chasers, and the most intelligent. However if you see one with BLOND/GOLD weave, BLOND braids , or BLOND hair dye; you can pretty much cancel all that shit I said about their intelligence..lol

They're the envy of all women. Other women used to think fat asses were gross. Now these bitches is ass injected, lip plumping, laying under fake sun and baking on 450 for 2 hrs.

They might be all that, and a bag of flamin' hots but 4 the most part:

But What's One Thing That Most Black Woman Who Have Everything Don't Have? .......... A MAN !

You see them all the time. They have a great education, career, money, cars, and homes but they single as hell.

WHY ?!?! Lets take a closer look at the problem.
What I'm gonna do is give you a few reasons why a man might not approach yo' ass.

1) INTIMIDATED. A man won't just come out, and admit that but it's true. Y'all sure got a way of making us feel like shit when we're not on your level. We hear y'all tear fellas down all the time ........"Bumb ass n*gga this , Bumb ass n*gga that. He may actually be doing okay for himself ; but because he ain't doing it like you, he's beneath you. But on a couple more lonely Friday nights you'll be wishing "U" WAS BENEATH HIM.

2) NOSE IS TOO HIGH IN THE AIR. Nothings wrong with holding your head high, but when you can't smell your own shit; there's a problem. Wear bigger clothes. This way the odor can creep up ya' blouse, and smack YO ASS IN THE FACE. It wasn't that long ago that you were right here at the bottom. How soon do we forget, huh ? GUESS WHAT- YOU STINK TOO!

3) CONTROL ISSUES. " If you are not in control, there's an issue. But I bet when it comes down to certain situations you want us 2 take control. Now I'm Daddy 2 you huh?

4) DON'T HAVE TIME FOR RELATIONSHIPS, I hear you. Get money, that's what its all about. All your time is invested in chasing it. Who's gonna knock you for that? If you can only give a quarter of your time to a man, the relationship is doomed. Being that us men have a very sensitive button, we're not interested in nothing more than the occasional booty call.. If you was gonna be busy all the time, and all we do is have sex, WELL DAMN...IF I HAD OF KNOWN THAT I COULDA' JUST TURNED MYSELF OVER, AND WENT TO SLEEP. IN MY OWN BED, INSTEAD OF CUDDLIN UP WIT YOU. "BANG BANG--BANG BANG -- BANG BANG".....Bye!

5) TOO GOOD TO APPROACH MEN. Some women are stuck in the dark ages. Every man is not going to step to you, because you got it going on. Women can come a dime a dozen. You chased your dream career and got it. Try that with your dream man. Unlike the dreams you have when your sleep , this one isn't gonna just come to you. Keep thinking its a man's duty to bag you. That's why y'all damn near 40 hanging' in the clubs & still single. You will be just as lonely next Valentine's Day.

Then there are some of you that meet guys, but he doesn't want you. Hmm... all I can say is IT HAS TO BE YOU! As much as you want to blame men, this is all your fault. Some women act like it is no big deal; because you have your little flings, and what not but I know better. You are not going to be able to keep up your Sex & The City shit too much longer! All those men you looked down on will do just fine without you.

Written by Cameron X